The Rain Barrel

It's go time! The rehearsing has begun for Uncle Jamie & Aunt Eleanor's upcoming wedding.

Me: Hugh let's practice walking down the aisle for Uncle Jamie & Aunt Eleanor's wedding. Don't forget you have a very important job as the ring bearer.
Hugh: The rain barrel?
Me: No. The ring bearer. You'll be walking down the aisle while carrying the wedding rings on a pillow. Right. Let's begin. These two skateboards will represent Uncle Jamie & Aunt Eleanor.Hugh: Why is that skateboard wearing Arlo's diaper?
Me: No no...that's Aunt Eleanor and she's wearing a veil! Here are your rings and when I start humming the music...you walk.{enter David}
Hugh: DADDY! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M THE RAIN BARREL!!!xo

PostScript: Jamie & Eleanor...don't you worry about a thing. The rain barrel is a natural!